sunday confessions.

i can't believe it is sunday. and also march. the first sunday in march. wowsers!!
this means today i get to take off a chain, which means i only have ONE left.
(don't know what i'm referring to, see here.)

my confessions...

1. i am such a night owl.  case and point, it's 5:00am and i have yet to go to bed.  i just love my alone time to do whatever i want, and plus i feel like i am so much more productive at night.
perhaps in my first life i was an owl.

2. i'm starting to feel like i am the only person on this earth who has never seen Ellen's show.  i can't help that i'm never home at 3pm, but i feel like i'm missing out on something great.  i've seen video clips people have posted on fb or blogs and they are quite funny.
like this one.

3. i am pretty much the opposite of a germ freak. i'd share a drink or chap stick with just about anyone. heck, i'd probably even share a toothbrush with most people. i have chewed gum from someone else's mouth before.  it's not like i seek out the germs, but i'm not afraid of them... tis all i'm saying.

4.  i LOVE banana peppers and onions. i eat them plain.  sometimes i crave them. and i do not like hot dogs, hence the reason it is dowsed in banana peppers and onions. (this is a j dawg.. i have been told by several people if i ate a j dawg it would change my opinion on hot dogs, but i am here to say it did not.  i stand by my dislike of hot dogs)

5. i am not an animal person. like at all. for 21 years of my life, my family did not do animals.  then one day out of the blue i came home to a dog. i do not like their dog, but i tolerate him.
so my confession, sometimes i come home and see that he's pooped on the carpet.  rather than clean it up like a good human  would do, i pretend i don't see it and leave it for the next person that comes home to find.
i'm a horrible human, i know... hahaha good thing my mom doesn't read this!
duke the dog. with creepy looking eyes.


6. its frightening how similar i look right now to this little creature below. i've got the ponytail. my go to sweats and sweatshirt, and my power ranger/oven mit/asian boots on. i'm all set.

ten four little buddies.
click the pic to link yo confessions.



Dearest Lou said...

Hahaha oh my gosh. I'm a night owl too! Hence why I'm up commenting at this time of night! My husband isn't sleepy since his sleeping schedule got messed up when he was sick the other night!

#6 was the best I laughed so hard and I had to read it to my husband.

Keep in touch friend (:

Lesley @ my lively mind said...

But the dog is so cute! I know not everyone is like me and treats their dogs as if they're human. I just have to accept the fact (:

Alyx said...

Hahaha, if it wasn't my dog... I would probably do the same thing because I'm an awful person!
And dude. I was up till 5:30 last night, too! It's so bad. I will forever be a night owl!!
Thanks for linking up, frand!

Samantha said...

i freakin love ellen! she is hilarious! have you seen the one where she is telling a random girl what to say in the produce aisle? so funny!

kimberly rae said...

Hahah love these! Also I definitely relate to ponytail sweats girl on the someecard as well!!

memory said...

I'm totally the girl in the sweats. In fact, as soon as we got home from church today, I went straight to my room and changed into mine and a long sleeved tee. That's how I roll.


Valerie Griffin said...

Love banana peppers & onions!

& Ellen is hilarious!

Keri said...

Hahaha, that cartoon is so funny and so true!!! I am not an animal person either, and have to say I would probably do the same thing you do. I have never seen Ellen, either! And that owl is super cute. Ohh...your approach to germs is probably better than those of who are 'phobes, you're building your immune system!

(Found you via Alyx)

Keri said...

Boo, that was supposed to say "those of US who are 'phobes". And sorry for the rambling paragraph. :)

Breenah said...

Banana peppers are the best peppers. I always ask for a lot of them at Subway and they never put enough.

alex [ ifs ands & butts ] said...

I am obsessed with onions too. I eat at least 1 full onion per day. They make every dish better and I stand by that.

Also, that someecard is SO true. It's bad bc since I work at home I look like a bum 80% of the time.

Kelly said...

I'm pretty sure my sister would do the same thing when we had a dog! It didn't happen frequently...but honestly how can you miss it? But I totally don't blame you.

I love being a night owl too. Glad to hear you had a great time with your friends Saturday!

Dearest Lou said...

Hey Amy,

I just wanted to let you know I tagged you in this eleven question post that has been going around blogger the last couple of weeks (;